Crappy Love Song Guitar Chords Theo Katzman

[Verse 1]
G Am7
Two sad people walk down the street
C D
“Where we gonna sit down?” “Where we gonna eat?”
G Am7
Two sad people don’t have much to say
C D
Just “How are you doing?” or “How was your day?”

[Chorus]
Am7 G G Am7 G/A Am7
No more sad sad sappy love songs
C D
About two sad people who can’t get along
Am7 G G Am7 G/A Am7
I want a glad glad happy love song
G/B C D G
I’d even take a crappy love song like this one

[Verse 2]
G Am7 (A-B-A-B)
Two sad people don’t let each other down
C D
You can’t get much lower when you’re on the ground
G Am7
Two sad people don’t fuss or fight
C D
Just a “Roll over honey.” and “Turn off the light.”

[Chorus]
Am7 G G Am7 G/A Am7
No more sad sad sappy love songs
C D
About two sad people who can’t get along
Am7 G G Am7 G/A Am7
I want a glad glad happy love song
G/B C D G B
I’d even take a crappy love song like this one

[Bridge]
D#m7 Am7 (A-B-A-B)
One sad person might cause a fuss
B7 C7
Say something stupid and mess it all up
Am7 B7
Two sad people, that’s a special thing
Em D A C D
They’re both blind from the shine of the wedding ring

[Verse 3]
G Am7 (A-B-A-B)
Two sad people don’t need to rush
C D
There’s no need to hurry nothing to discuss
G Am7 (A-B-A-B)
Two sad people, they can take their sweet time
C D
And just creep on up to that finish line

[Chorus]
Am7 G G Am7 G/A Am7
No more sad sad sappy love songs
C D
About two sad people who can’t get along
Am7 G G Am7 G/A Am7
I want a glad glad happy love song
G/B C D G
I’d even take a crappy love song like this one

[Outro]
Am7 C D
Ooo ooo oooo… Yeah! Can’t get along…
Am7 G G Am7 G/A Am7
Oooh, give me a happy love song
G/B C D G
I’d even take a crappy love song like this one