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VERSE 1:
Dm A# F Dm
My house … is filled with this crap
A# F Dm
Shows up in- bubble wrap
A# F
Most every day
Dm C F
What I bought on eBay

CHORUS:
A# C F
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
A# C F
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
A# C F
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
Dm C F
They had it on eBay

VERSE 2:
Dm A# F
I’ll buy (buy, buy,)… your knick-knack
Dm A# F
Just check … my feedback
Dm A# F
“A++!” they all say
Dm C F
They love me on eBay

CHORUS:
A# C F
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf pack)
A# C F
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tags)
A# C F
From some guy I’ve never met in Norway
Dm A
Found him on eBay

BRIDGE:
Dm Dm7
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
A# Gm C
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Dm Dm7
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever’ll please ya
Gm Csus4 C
As long as I’ve got the dough

CHORUS: (no chords in song!)
A# C F
I’ll buy … your tchotchkes
A# C F
Sell me … your watch, please
A# Dm
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …)
[E=the highest string] —–0—–3—3/7—–5—–3
Gsus4
I’m highest bidder now

VERSE 3:
Gsus4 D G
(Yeahhh) Junk keeps arriving in the mail
Gsus4 D G
From that worldwide garage sale
(Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Gsus4 D G
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
Em D G
Oh yeah … I bought it on eBay

CHORUS #2:
Gsus4 D G
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Gsus4 D G
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Gsus4 D G
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr.Dre, Dr. Dre)
Em D G
Found it on eBay

CHORUS #2:
Gsus4 D G
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
Gsus4 D G
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
Gsus4 D G
Don’t know why … the kind of stuff you’d throw away
Gsus4 D G
I’ll buy on eBay

OUTRO:
Gsus4 D G
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y