Living With A Hernia chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

[Intro]
Fdim7
Ow!
G9
Help me out, dig

[Verse 1]
G9 G9 G9 G9
All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere
G9 G9
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones

G9 G9
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
D#7 G9
Doctor says there ain’t nothin’ to discuss
D#7 Fdim7
He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss

[Chorus 1]
D#7 F7 G9 G9
Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
D#7 F7 G9 G9
Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
D#7 F7 Fdim7
Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
G9
Feel so old

[Verse 2]
G9 G9 G9
Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane
G9 G9 G9 G9
Can’t run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall
G9 G9 G9
Walk real funny, bless my soul, can’t play tennis
G9
And it’s hard to bowl
D#7
You can’t even do the splits now, say it
F7 Gm7 Fdim7
Better call it quits now, now I’m sick of all this dancin’ anyhow

[Chorus 2]

D#7 F7 G9 G9
Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
D#7 F7 G9 G9
Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
D#7 F7 Fdim7
Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
G9 G9 G9 G9
I live with a hernia, can’t get up, can’t bend over
G9 G9
Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute

[Bridge]
Am7
You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get
D#7 F7 D#7
So just settle down, let me clue you in there’s incomplete
F7 D#7 F7 D#7 F7
Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, Richter’s hernia
Gm
Obstructed, inguinal and direct

[Chorus 3]
D#7 F7
Living with a hernia rupture
G9 G9
I said it’s causin’ me such irritation
D#7 F7 G9 G9
Living with a hernia, have to have my medication
D#7 F7 Fdim7
Living with a hernia, I feel bad