Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass Guitar Chords All Time Low

C                   G
They told me I was lucky, 
Am                      F
To have my chance with you. 
C                       G
Now last year's summer romance, 
Am                      F
Is this year's winter blues.
C                  G
I treated you so nicely, 
Am                F
To jewelery and champagne. 
C                       G
But you left me empty handed, yeah, 
Am                   F / let it ring
You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed.

    C               G
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
        Am          F
'Cause I'm not laughing
                      C
Don't you think it's kind of
G                        Am    F
Crappy what you did this holiday?
        C
When I gave you my heart, 
      G
You ripped it apart
      Am             F
Like wrapping paper trash.
      C
So I wrote you a song
           G                     Am
Hope that you sing along and it goes, 
                   F
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."

C                        G
They say I'm losing my mind, 
Am                     F
I thought that for a while.
C                   G
I teared down decorations, 
      Am                 F
They remind me of your smile.
C               G
I hate that mistletoe, 
         Am                     F
It makes me think of our first kiss.
     C                G
You bit my lip, you pulled me close, 
          Am               F / let it ring
Then you taught me how to quit.

   C               G
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
        Am          F
'Cause I'm not laughing
                      C
Don't you think it's kind of
G                        Am    F
Crappy what you did this holiday?
        C
When I gave you my heart, 
      G
You ripped it apart
      Am             F
Like wrapping paper trash.
      C
So I wrote you a song
           G                     Am
Hope that you sing along and it goes, 
                   F
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."

Am
So sick of calling, 
     F
You won't telephone me.
     C                        G
No, f**k you, girl I'm going out. 
Am
I gave you my all, 
         F
But our love hit a wall, 
      C                         G
Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
       Am                          F
We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.
 C                       G
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?


  C               G
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
        Am          F
'Cause I'm not laughing
                     C         G 
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
                  Am    F
What you did this holiday? 
   C
I gave you my heart, 
      G
You ripped it apart
      Am             F
Like wrapping paper trash.
      C
So I wrote you a song
           G
Hope that you sing along, 
         Am
Here it goes, 
               F F /strum once       C /let it ring
"Merry Christmas,           kiss my ass."