One More Minute chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

C F C F
Well I heard that you’re leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
A7 Dm G C
‘Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I’m not your kind.

F C F
So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex,
A# F
And I tore all your pictures in two,
A7 Dm
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
G C
Just because it reminds me of you…..

A# C F
That’s right, you ain’t gonna see me crying,
A# C F
I’m glad that you found somebody new,
A# C F A#
‘Cause I’d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
F C F
Than spend one more minute with you.

C F
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
C F C
You got me feeling down in the dumps,
A7 Dm
‘Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
G C
And I have to use the self-service pumps…

A# C F
Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
A# C F
You ain’t gonna break my heart in two
A# C F A#
‘Cause I’d rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
F C F
Than spend one more minute with you..

Dm C F
I’d rather rip out my intestines with a fork
A# F
Than watch you going out with other men
Dm F Dm
I’d rather slam my fingers in a door,
G C
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Oh can’t you what I’m trying to say, darlin’

A# C F
I’d rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
A# C F
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
A# C
I’d rather clean all the bathrooms
F A#
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
F C F
Than spend one more minute with you

A# C F
Yes, I’d rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
A# C F
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
A# C
I’d rather dive in a swimming pool filled with
F A#
Double-edged razor blades
F C Dm
Than spend one more minute with you

A# C
I’d rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
F A#
And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die….
F C F
Than spend one more minute with you…..