Welcome To Hell Guitar Chords Melissa Villaseñor

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It's freaky, it's narsty
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It's button-under-the-desk bad
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But this is our hometown, we'll show you around
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Welcome to hell
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Now we're all in here
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Look around, isn't it nice?
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It's a full nightmare
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Ain't it so coo-coo, playing this Guess Who?
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Yeah, it's a lot, but it's what we got
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Welcome to hell, hey!

[Aidy]
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Oh, and this ain't a girl group
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We just travel in a pack for safety

[Kate]
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This is how I walk home at night
Meow

[Saoirse]
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My dad gave me a pink gun, so there's a lot there

[Cecily]
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My little trick is if someone's following me I put my arm up like this and I go [*groans*]
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'Cause then he'll be like, "she's not worth the trouble"

[All (Cecily)]
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Welcome to hell
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Now you're in our boat
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Look at that guy, what is he up to in that trench coat?
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It's like a maze here, all full of boners
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Hey, what was that?
Whew, just a cat
(Wait, who owns the cat?)
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Could be a trap
Welcome to hell, hey!

[Kate]
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I guess it begs the question
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Woah, why didn't you say something, babygirl?

[Saoirse]
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Well, dang, double daddy
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We definitely did
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For hundreds of years

[Melissa Villaseñor]
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Aww, man

[Aidy]
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But I guess no one, like, cared

[Saoirse]
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Because it kept happening again and again

[Melissa]
What?

[Saoirse]
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And again!

[Melissa]
Really?

[Saoirse]
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And again!

[Melissa]
Oh, come on!

[Leslie Jones]
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Hey, just wanted to say I think what you guys are doing is really cool, I get it. Um, but you do know that
it's, like, a million times worse for women of color, right?

[All]
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Oh, God, yes!
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Thank you for saying that

[Leslie]
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Well, let's get back into this!

[Saoirse]
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Now House of Cards is ruined
And that really sucks
Well, here's a list of stuff that's ruined for us

[All]
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Parking
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And walking
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And Uber
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And ponytails
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Bathrobes
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And nighttime
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And drinking
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And hotels
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And vans

[Melissa]
Nothing good happens in a van

[All]
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Welcome to hell
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This isn't news
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Our situation's been a since we got boobs
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That's why our mom was always so tired
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Grab all your friends, mace in your hands
Welcome to hell
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Yeah, it ain't fair, but pull up a chair
Welcome to hell, hey!