Orgy For One Guitar Chords by Ninja Sex Party

[PROLOGUE]
(Cmaj)  (Fmaj)  (Gmaj)  (Cmaj)
(Fmaj)  (Cmaj)  (Gmaj)  (Fmaj)
(Amin)  (Fmaj)  (Gmaj)  (Cmaj)
(Fmaj)  (Amin)  (Gmaj)  (Fmaj)
(Fmaj)  (Amin)  (Gmaj)  (Fmaj)
(Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the
responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for...

[Verse 1]
(Fmaj)                (Gmaj)     (Cmaj)
Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail,
(Amin)                 (Gmaj)          (Cmaj)
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail.
(Fmaj)              (Gmaj)   (Cmaj)
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold,
(Gmaj)
Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...)

  (Fmaj)                      (Gmaj)     (Cmaj)
Michelle had to play checkers, Dan(?) was bakin' pies,
(Amin)               (Gmaj)        (Cmaj)
Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie).
(Fmaj)                  (Gmaj)     (Cmaj)
Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet,
(Gmaj)
now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so...

[Pre-Chorus 1]
(Fmaj)             (Gmaj)/(Fmaj)        Fmaj7           (Gmaj)
Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)

[Chorus 1]
(Cmaj)        (Fmaj)             (Gmaj)               (Cmaj)
Nobody's sure, but I'm gonna have some fun,
(Fmaj)                 (Cmaj)                (Gmaj)           (Cmaj)  (Gmaj)
Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one!
     (Amin)        (Fmaj)             (Gmaj)               (Cmaj)
It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun,
   (Fmaj)             (Amin)            (Gmaj)           (Cmaj)
So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one!
    (Fmaj)           (Amin)           (Gmaj)           (Cmaj)
I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one!


[Verse 2]
(Fmaj)                     (Gmaj)      (Cmaj)
Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy,
(Amin)                (Gmaj)     (Cmaj)
Steve was not invited because he was a guy.
(Fmaj)                 (Gmaj)            (Cmaj)
Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space,
(Gmaj)
but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so...

[Pre-Chorus 2]
(Fmaj)                      (Gmaj)/(Fmaj)      Fmaj7               (Gmaj)
Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)

[Chorus 2]
(Cmaj)          (Fmaj)          (Gmaj)             (Cmaj)
Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum,
(Fmaj)            (Cmaj)          (Gmaj)           (Cmaj)  (Gmaj)
I don't even care, it's an orgy for one!
    (Amin)       (Fmaj)             (Gmaj)          (Cmaj)
I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums(?)
     (Fmaj)           (Amin)              (Gmaj)           (Cmaj)
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
       (Fmaj)         (Amin)              (Gmaj)           (Cmaj)
It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one!

(Gmaj)#    A#add2     (Cmaj)
Or--- gy---- for one-----
(Gmaj)#    A#add2     (Gmaj)
Or--- gy---- for one-----

[GUITAR SOLO]
(Cmaj)  (Fmaj)  (Gmaj)  (Cmaj)
(Fmaj)  (Cmaj)  (Gmaj)  (Fmaj)
(Amin)  (Fmaj)  (Gmaj)  (Cmaj)
(Fmaj)  (Amin)  (Gmaj)  (Fmaj)
(Fmaj)  (Amin)  (Gmaj)  (Fmaj)

[Pre-Chorus 3]
(Fmaj)            (Gmaj)/(Fmaj)                 Fmaj7               (Gmaj)/(Fmaj)
Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine')
(Fmaj)               (Gmaj)/(Fmaj)                  Fmaj7         (Gmaj)
Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I might... (I might), Oh My!

[Chorus 3]
    (Cmaj)         (Fmaj)            (Gmaj)          (Cmaj)
I'm banging a thousand and nailing everyone,
(Fmaj)            (Cmaj)         (Gmaj)             (Cmaj)  (Gmaj)
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one!
      (Amin)          (Fmaj)               (Gmaj)              (Cmaj)
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
    (Fmaj)          (Amin)               (Gmaj)           (Cmaj)
You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one!
   (Fmaj)          (Amin)                (Gmaj)           (Cmaj)
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one!
    (Fmaj)              (Amin)                (Gmaj)
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for

(Gmaj)#    A#add2     (Cmaj)
One (Or--- gy---- for one-----)
(Gmaj)#    A#add2     (Cmaj)
Or--- gy---- for one-----