Bankers Dilemma chords by Tim Barry Guitar Chords

[Verse]
F
Yeah i lost my job today
Bb
And that’s worth celebrating
F
Yeah i lost my job today
Bb
And that’s worth celebrating
F
I ain’t working no more
C F
So credit companies – take warning
F
I went and blew off my mortgage today
Bb
And that’s worth celebrating
F
Yeah, i blew off my mortgage today
Bb
And that’s worth celebrating
F C
And in 3 months they will foreclose
F
So for 3 months, and for free, I will be staying

[Chorus]
Bb F
And when i go, no one will know
C
I’ll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
Bb F
And when i go, there won’t be no trail to follow

Just a lingering sense of relief
C F
And a crap ton of empty bottles

[Instrumental]
F Bb F Bb

[Verse]
F
Yeah, i went and stole my car today
Bb
And that’s worth celebrating
F
Yeah, i stole my car
Bb
And that’s worth celebrating
F C
I ain’t paying that interest no more
F
And this thing’s steady rolling

Matter of fact, i ain’t paying none of ya’ll back

[Chorus]
Bb F
And when i go, no one will know
C
I’ll creep off like a cat, and blow off all the rest i owe
Bb F
And when i go, there won’t be no trail to follow
C
Just a lingering sense of relief
F
And a crap ton of empty bottles