Callin In Sick chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

Callin In Sick chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

G D# A# C D# D
Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
G D# A# C D# D
Just don’t feel like going to work – I think I’ll call my boss then I’m
C D D# F C
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
D D# F
Swear I’ve got some strange disease
C D D# F
What’s that little twerp gonna say? Hey…

(Chorus) )
G D# D# A# C
I’m callin’ in sick today
G D# D# A# C
Callin’ in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching “Ernest Goes To Camp”
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I’m not busy now anyway. Hey……….

(Chorus)
G D# D# A# C
I’m callin’ in sick today
G D# D# A# C
Callin’ in sick today
G D# D# A# C
Ain’t going to work, no way
G D# D# A# C A#
Callin’ in sick today

(Bridge) – (same as chorus)
D C D C
I can do anything I want to
D C D C
I am invincible now
D C D C
I’m on fire, baby
D F
I’m alive, I’m alive, can you hear me, world?
G
I’m alive!

Maybe I’ll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I’m sick of takin’ abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom’s just seven digits away. Hey…

(Chorus)
G D# D# A# C
I’m callin’ in sick today
G D# D# A# C
Callin’ in sick today
G D# D# A# C
Ain’t going to work, no way
G D# D# A# C A#
Callin’ in sick today
D D D
C C C A# A# A F G (hold on G)

2 years ago

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