Canadian Idiot chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

VERSE:
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Con’t want to be G Canadian idiot. G C F C G F

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Dont want to be some beer swillin’ hockey nut. A D G D A G

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and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ? A D G D A G

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I never learned my alphabet from “A” to “Zed”. A D G D A G

Chorus:

C
They all live on donuts and moose meat

G
and they leave the house without packin’ heat

D G
never even bring their guns to the mall

C
and you know what else is too funny

G
their stupid monopoly money

D
can’t take ’em seriously at…

G C F C G F

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Verse 2:

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Well maple syrup and snow’s what they export (A D G D A G)

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they treat curling just like it’s A real sport (A D G D A G)

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they think their silly accent is so cute (A D G D A G)

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can’t understand A thing they’re talking aboot (A D G D A G)

Chorus:

C
sure they got their national health care

G
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air

D G
then again well they got celine dion

C
eat their weight in kraft macaroni

G
and dream of driving a zamboni

D
all over saskatchewan

G C F C G F
G C F C G F
G C F C G F

BRIDGE:
C G D G
C G D G
(INTRO)

Verse: (Chords same as intro)

Don’t want to be a Canadian idiot

Won’t figure out the temperature in Celcius

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see the map they’re hovering right over us

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tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

Chorus:

C
always hear the same kind of story

G
break their nose and they’ll just say sorry

D G
tell me what kind of freaks are that polite

C
It’s gotta mean they’re all up to something

G
so quick before they see it coming

D
time for a pre-emptive strike

Outro:

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