Dare To Be Stupid chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

Dare To Be Stupid chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

Verse 1:

D F
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me it’s time for us to join in the fight
G A# D
It’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys it’s time to let the bedbugs bite
D F
You better put all your eggs in one basket you better count your chickens before they hatch
G A# D
You better sell some wine before it’s time you better find yourself an itch to scratch

Chorus 1:

D C D
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole’s not around
A C D G A [riff 2]
Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan

Verse 2:

D F
Talk with your mouth full, bite the hand that feeds you
G A# D C D
Bite on more than you can chew, what can you do? Dare to be stupid!
D F
Take some wooden nickles, look for Mr. Goodbar
G A# D C D
Get your mojo working now I’ll show you how! You can dare to be stupid!

Pre-Chorus 2:

G A
You can turn the other cheek, you can just give up the ship
G A G D
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip, Dare to be stupid!
A G D A G D
Come on and dare to be stupid, it’s so easy to do, Dare to be stupid!
A G D
We’re all waiting for you, Let’s go!

[play riff 1]

Chorus 2:

D F
It’s time to make a mountain out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer
G A# D
There’s no more time for crying over spilled milk now it’s time for crying in your beer
D F
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
G A# D C D
And party ’till you’re broke and they drag you away, it’s OK, you can dare to be stupid

Post-Chorus 2:

G A G A
It’s like spitting on a fish, it’s like barking up a tree
G A G
It’s like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free, Dare to be stupid! (yes)
A G D
Why don’t you, Dare to be stupid!
A G D
It’s so easy to do, Dare to be stupid!
A G D
We’re all waiting for you, Dare to be stupid!

Verse 3:

D F G
Burn your candle at both ends look a gift horse in the mouth
C [riff 2]
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
D F
You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
G A# D C D D C D
The future’s up to you, so what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid, Dare to be stupid

Outro:

A G D
What did I say? Dare to be stupid!
A G D
Tell me, what did I say? Dare to be stupid!
A G D
It’s alright, Dare to be stupid!
A G D
We can be stupid all night! Dare to be stupid!
A G D
Come on, join the crowd, Dare to be stupid!
A G D
Shout it out loud! Dare to be stupid!
A G D
I can’t hear you, Dare to be stupid!
A G D
OK, I can hear you now, Dare to be stupid!
A G D
Let’s go, Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
A G D
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
A G D
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
A G D
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!

1 year ago

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