Everything You Know Is Wrong chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

Everything You Know Is Wrong chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

Intro:
D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)

Verse (all verses are the same):

C F G C
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a

F G G#dim Am Am/G D/F# D
rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy

G F
behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped

C/E C F
his hands across my eyes. I guessed, “Is it Uncle

G C F G
Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter,

G#dim Am Am/G D/F# D
could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve,

G G7
I probably would have kept on guessing but about

Am
that time we crashed into the truck, and as I’m

D7 G C/E
laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I

F C Dm F
recognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who

G G7/F G/E G/D
takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me:

Chorus:

C F G C
Everything you know is wrong, black is white,

F G G#dim Am Am/G D/F#
up is down and short is long, and everything

D G G7/F G/E G/D
you thought was just so important doesn’t matter,

C F G C
Everything you know is wrong, just forget the

Bsus4 Em Am Am/G D/F# D
words and sing along, all you need to understand is

F G *
everything you know is wrong.

*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:

F G Am Bm
Everything you know is (everything you know is)

F G C C
Everything you know is wrong! (end)

Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
F D E F G

(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
A#m D# F Gm G# Gm G# F A#

(Guitar Solo:)
Cm C# D# E Gm G# F A# G7 (two strums
then into verse)

1 year ago

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