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Intro: C#

Verse 1:

C#
I finally made it through med school, somehow I made it through
D#m C#
I’m just an intern, I still make a mistake or two
C#
I was last in my class, barely passed at the institute
D#m A#m D#m A#m G#
Now I’m trying to avoid, yeah I’m trying to avoid, a malpractice suit, hey!

Chorus 1:

C#
Like a surgeon, cuttin’ for the very first time
D#m C#
Like a surgeon, organ transplants are my line

Verse 2:

C#
Better give me all your gause nurse, this patient’s fading fast
D#m C#
Complications have set in, don’t know how long he’ll last
C#
Let me see, that I.V., here we go, time to operate
D#m A#m D#m A#m G#
I’ll pull his insides out, pull his insides out, and see what he ate

Chorus 2:

C#
Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin’ for the very first time
D#m C# A#m D#m
Like a surgeon, here’s a waiver for you to sign

Bridge:

A#m D#m
Woah, woahoh, woooooah
A#m D#m
Woah, woahoh, woooooah
A#m D#m
Woah, woahoh, woooooah

Verse 3:

C#
It’s a fact I’m a quack, the disgrace of the A.M.A.
D#m A#m D#m A#m G#
Cause my patients die, yeah my patients die, before they can pay

Chorus 3/Outro:

C#
Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin’ for the very first time
D#m C#
Like a surgeon, got your kidneys on my mind
C#
Like a surgeon, oh oh oooh, like a surgeon
D#m C#
When I reach inside, with my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors
C# D#m C#
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh Ooh baby, yeah
C#
I can hear your heartbeat, for the very last time….