Living With A Hernia chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

Living With A Hernia chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

[Intro]
Gdim7
Ow!
A9
Help me out, dig

[Verse 1]
A9 A9 A9 A9
All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere
A9 A9
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones

A9 A9
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
F7 A9
Doctor says there ain’t nothin’ to discuss
F7 Gdim7
He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss

[Chorus 1]
F7 G7 A9 A9
Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
F7 G7 A9 A9
Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
F7 G7 Gdim7
Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
A9
Feel so old

[Verse 2]
A9 A9 A9
Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane
A9 A9 A9 A9
Can’t run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall
A9 A9 A9
Walk real funny, bless my soul, can’t play tennis
A9
And it’s hard to bowl
F7
You can’t even do the splits now, say it
G7 Am7 Gdim7
Better call it quits now, now I’m sick of all this dancin’ anyhow

[Chorus 2]

F7 G7 A9 A9
Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
F7 G7 A9 A9
Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
F7 G7 Gdim7
Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
A9 A9 A9 A9
I live with a hernia, can’t get up, can’t bend over
A9 A9
Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute

[Bridge]
Bm7
You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get
F7 G7 F7
So just settle down, let me clue you in there’s incomplete
G7 F7 G7 F7 G7
Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, Richter’s hernia
Am
Obstructed, inguinal and direct

[Chorus 3]
F7 G7
Living with a hernia rupture
A9 A9
I said it’s causin’ me such irritation
F7 G7 A9 A9
Living with a hernia, have to have my medication
F7 G7 Gdim7
Living with a hernia, I feel bad

2 years ago

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