Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me chords Guitar Chords Weird Al

A
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
E F#m
And there’s no way you’re gonna slow it down
D A
You say we gotta treasure each moment
E C#
Who knows how long we’re gonna be around

D A
Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
C# D
And it’s hard to disagree with what you say
A E
But if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine
D
Cause I’m always reading, Always deleting
D E
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way

A
Every stupid hoax
C#m
All those corny jokes
D E
Stop forwarding that crap to me
A C#m
Well I don’t need tons of cringe inducing puns
D E
Stop forwarding that crap to me

F#m C#m7
No it isn’t ok if you brighten my day
D E E6 E
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
A C#m7
And I didn’t request a personality test
D E
Stop forwarding – that crap to me

G – Bm – C – D
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…

E A
You’re sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
E F#m
to every single person you know
D A
You’re passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
E C#
That everybody else already saw three years ago
D A
And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards
C#7 D
were never that amusing to me
A C#m7
And I just can’t believe you believe those urban legends
D
But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes
D E E6 E
And debunk that crazy junk you’re spewing constantly

A C#m7
No I don’t want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
D E
Stop forwarding that crap to me
A C#m7
Send more top 10 lists and I’ll slash my wrists
D E
Please stop forwarding that crap to me
F#m C#m
Well I’m sorry I can’t accept your paranoid rant
D E E6 E
And I don’t want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
A C#m7
Won’t you kindly refrain, cause it’s hurting my brain
D
Stop forwarding… that crap to me

Bm E
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody’s cat
Bm E
Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?

F#m
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren’t really George Carlin
C#m
Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
D
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
B
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me
B
If I don’t pass your letter along…

B A
Well now I know you’re wishing
C#m7
I’ll sign your petition
D E
But stop forwarding that crap to me
A
And I don’t want to read your series
C#m7
Of conspiracy theories
D E
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
F#m
And your two million loser friends
C#m
All have my address now
D E E6 E
Cause you never figured out the way to B C C

A
Now I gotta insist
F#m
Take me off of your list
D E A
Stop forwarding– that crap to me

A A – A/G#
Stop forwarding that crap to me
F#m F#m – F#m/E
Stop forwarding that crap to me
D E
Stop forwarding that crap to me
(repeats)

C – D – G
Ahhhhhhh….