Dear Uber Driver by Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 Guitar Chords

(Intro)
Bb
Dear Uber Driver
Bb Gm
Here’s a few things, you need to know if
Eb F Bb
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride

(Verse 1)
Bb
Hurry don’t be late
Bb Gm
Meet me at the gate
Gm
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
Eb F
I’m gonna need my light
F
My brows are even right
Bb
Why you watching me?
Bb
Oi eyes on the street!
Bb
Now don’t avert your eyes
Bb
I’m ’bout to shave my thighs
Gm
And if this tuck gets any looser
You’ll see a suprise
Eb
Don’t play it by the book
F
Go on it’s fine to look
Bb
Like what you see?
That’s fine have a peak

(Pre-chorus 1)
Bb Gm
You gotta know, first of all I ain’t no lady
Eb
Matter fact I’m fucking crazy
F Bb
Bitch you better make that light
GO!GO! What the fuck

(Chorus)
Bb
Dear Uber driver
Gm
Here’s a few things you need to know if
Eb F Bb
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
Bb
(Shouln’t we be using lyft?)
Bb
Dear Uber driver
Gm
Lookin’ at me, don’t be so nervous
Eb F Bb
Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
(I’m too pretty to die!)

(Verse 2)
Bb
After the show tonight
Gm
I’ll be drunk and high
Eb
So while I’m sober take the address of this Grindr guy
Eb
Wait while I get him off
F
You know that’s never long
Bb
By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze

(Pre-chorus 2)
Bb Gm
I already know I’m a queen I ain’t no lady
Eb
Don’t be saying nothing shady
F Bb
I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole

(Chorus)
Bb
Dear Uber Driver
Gm
Here’s a few things you need to know if
Eb F Bb
You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
(This isn’t a pool get out of my car)
Bb
Dear Uber driver
Gm
Don’t you know you that objects in the mirror
Eb F Bb
Might be looking bigger than they do when they’re inside
(Oh, it’s an 8.5 surge)

(Bridge)
Bb
We’ll be stopping at the red light up ahead
Gm
Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
Eb
I’m not too good to try
F
Blowing a taxi guy
Bb
I’m just a chick
If you don’t mind a dick

(Pre-chorus)
Bb Gm
You got to know first of all I ain’t no lady
Eb
But I’m fresher than a daisy
F Bb
Wait I wanna flash that guy
(Hey, hey! Look at these)

(Chorus)
Bb
Dear Uber driver
Gm
Here’s a few things you need to know if
Eb F Bb
You want a business from a special [?]
Bb
Dear Uber driver
Gm
If you wanna get that five star rating
Eb
Get me to the gig
F Bb
And make sure I arrive alive
(Click it or ticket)

(Outro)
Uber driver
Now you can zip your fly