(F)ake Id chords (G)uitar Rat Boy
[Intro]
(C ) (F) (C ) (G)
[Verse 1]
(C ) (F)
I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through
(C ) (G)
He said 'Hold it there mate, well this isn't you'
(C ) (F)
'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine'
(C ) (G)
'Well, I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime'
(C ) (F) (C )
So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet
(G) (C )
I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home
(F) (C )
Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision
(G)
Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me
[Hook](x2)
(C ) (F)
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
(C ) (G)
What's this, are you taking the piss?
(C ) (F) (C )
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
(G)
(C )ome here, bitch"
[Verse 2]
(C ) (F) (C )
I start to reflect and think, my heart does sink
(G) (C )
My eyes too swollen to blink, I need another drink
(F)
That now I can't afford
(C ) (G)
Because they just ran away with last week's pay
(C ) (F)
Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs
(C ) (G)
Now I'm thinking I just got robbed
(C ) (F)
How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation
(C ) (G)
This nation owes me a bit of compensation
[Hook](x2)
(C ) (F)
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
(C ) (G)
What's this, are you taking the piss?
(C ) (F) (C )
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
(G)
(C )ome here, bitch"
[Verse 3]
(C ) (F) (C )
Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags
(G)
Badman slags, first time shags
(C ) (F)
Tags on the wall, tryna act cool
(C ) (G) (C )
Remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school
(F) (C )
Hated (G)(C )SEs, was shit at PE
(G) (C )
Us against them, just you and me
(F)
Now they've got pig fat injected to their six pack
(C ) (G)
What's up with that? They look a right twat
[Instrumental]
(C ) (F) (C ) (G)
(C ) (F) (C ) (G)
[Hook](x2)
(C ) (F)
He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
(C ) (G)
What's this, are you taking the piss?
(C ) (F) (C )
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit
(G)
(C )ome here, bitch"
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